Tell us who you are. We'll find your perfect villain, the person on campus most engineered to be your nemesis.
Take the quiz. We ask about your values, your pet peeves, your deepest academic insecurities, and your free food affinities.
~5 minutesOur proprietary Nemesis Score™ cross-references 47 incompatibility vectors to find the Stanford student most precisely calibrated to antagonize you.
Meet your matchWe email you their name, their major, and a detailed breakdown of exactly why you two will never get along. Then it's up to you.
Drama ensues—